nine things you don't want to read in a reference letter

• "...popping Zoloft like Pez..."
• "...laser surgery to remove the pentagram from his forehead..."
• "...the nicest of her personalities..."
• "...successfully avoided prosecution..."
• "...not exactly a Nazi per se..."
• "...recent expansion of his three-card Monte franchise..."
• "...finds it easier to ignore the voices now..."
• "...endearing vestigal finger growing from her chin..."
• "...but then, I see dead people..."

by the way, this also comes in new tree-death (printable) flavor!