other bad trees were killed to make the tree-death (printable) version
1. my elephant couplet
Flyswatters hold no appeal to the elephant:
due to her size, gnats and flies seem irrelephant.
2. my manatee couplet
The lumbering, sweet-tempered manatee
despite her great size shows no vanatee.
3. my couplet describing a grade-school loser
He's the guy who jabs and pokes at you in lunchlines,
then tries to tell you jokes without the punchlines.
4. my condom couplet
Having sex every now and then is
the perfect time to wrap your pen-is.
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